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what's new at BODYROTIC?...

NEW: BODYROTIC rush™ - now available...
receptionist position now available...
nude shifts - now a regular event...

Wed 15/11/2017

BODYROTIC gift cardslooking for a really cool christmas gift?…

BODYROTIC gift cards make a great christmas gift… for a friend, lover, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife… or for that ‘hard-to-buy-for’ person who has almost everything

available to any dollar value or for any service, just let our receptionist know how much you would like to spend – it’s that simple…

  • valid for 12 months from date of purchase
  • presented in a stylish envelope
  • not redeemable for cash

surprise someone special this christmas!

Tue 01/08/2017

birthdaycake

it’s our 33rd birthday – august 2017…
and our seventh birthday in our new Camperdown home

♫ happy birthday to us… .. . happy birthday to us… .. . ♪ ♪ happy birthday BODYROTIC… … … happy birthday to us ! ♫

BODYROTIC quietly celebrates our 33rd birthday in august 2017 (flowers and chocolates gratefully appreciated)

Fri 23/06/2017

BODYROTIC rush™…

don’t have time for the whole show?… just want the ending?…
need to quickly unwind and get back to the real world?…
BODYROTIC rush™
BODYROTIC rush™ is just what you’re looking for

  • 20 minutes including shower(s) – $100
  • no body massage
  • no bodyslides
  • no appointment necessary – simply drop in and ask for the BODYROTIC rush™ service
  • note: not all masseuses are available for BODYROTIC rush™ – this service is not available by appointment

BODYROTIC rush™ is an original BODYROTIC concept and a pending trademark

Mon 12/06/2017

‘no panties day’ – june 22 & december 22…

no panties day downunder...it all started several years ago as half-prank and half-wishful-thinking, but over the years it has gained momentum and a tradition was born…
june 22 is international ‘no panties day’…

however, the original date of june 22 was obviously selected by some numpty in the northern hemisphere, as it coincides with the winter solstice downunder – so, BODYROTIC started a tradition of our own –‘no panties day downunder – december 22’… and once again we at BODYROTIC will be doing our utmost in support of the cause

in observance of the true spirit of the day, BODYROTIC will be a panty-free zone for the entire day on both june 22 and december 22

happy ‘no panties day’ – june 22 & december 22

Wed 01/03/2017

easter 2017 opening hours…

easterbunnyBODYROTIC is open as usual from 10am until 1am every day throughout the easter holiday period (and ANZAC day a week or so later)

  • Good Friday, 14th April – open as usual
  • Easter Saturday, 15th April – open as usual
  • Easter Sunday, 16th April – open as usual
  • Easter Monday, 17th April – open as usual
  • ANZAC Day, 25th April – open as usual

the roster will be kept up-to-date showing which masseuses will be available, and when…
– appointments throughout easter are recommended

Wed 01/03/2017

several clients asked for a ‘star rating’ upgrade to our feedback page, so here it is…

we’ve made it easier to scroll through our online feedback ‘at-a-glance’ by making a relatively minor addition to our online feedback form – with a simple, visual ‘star rating’…

= very poor
= poor
= average
= good – recommended
= very good – recommended *
= exceptional – highly recommended

* ‘half stars’ can be added for those who feel the need 🙂

so, where provided, a ‘star rating’ will be included with all published feedback – we trust this helps
(effective from 1st January 2017)

as always, if there are any further improvements you feel we can make, please let us know and we’ll see what we can do

Thu 01/12/2016

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merry christmas and happy new year 2017…

BODYROTIC would like to wish all of our clients a cheerful and prosperous silly season – please be sure to take it easy on the roads and come back safe and sound again in 2017… perhaps we can’t change the world, but let’s see if we can all make a difference in our little corner of it

 

christmas opening hours…

BODYROTIC is open as usual from 10am until 1am every day throughout the christmas holiday period, except for the following times…

  • Christmas Day – closed all day
  • New Years Eve – open 10am-5pm closed 5pm-1am
  • New Years Day – closed 10am-5pm open 5pm-1am

as always, the roster will be kept up-to-date showing which masseuses are available, and when… appointments throughout the silly season are recommended

Thu 01/09/2016

BODYROTIC top10 masseuses list…

many clients ask us who is ‘the best‘ or ‘the most popular‘ masseuse at BODYROTIC – for many years we have resisted the temptation to answer these questions as we feel it oversimplifies the client-masseuse relationship – generally speaking one client may find the charms of a particular masseuse irresistible where others may not agree

in response to ever-increasing requests from clients, and after much soul-searching, we have decided to throw caution to the wind and publish our top10 masseuses list

  • top10_4google’s website ranking algorithm remains somewhat an enigma…
  • colonel sanders doesn’t share his eleven secret herbs and spices…
  • however, without giving away too many of our secrets – the BODYROTIC top10 masseuse list is compiled employing a commercially-protected, highly-customised, scientifically-derived, complex adaptive algorithm; with input from various sources including clients, receptionists, masseuses and management
  • the top10 masseuse list is updated regularly

we invite you to provide feedback about your experiences at BODYROTIC – your feedback is fundamental to maintaining our high standards and remember, recent client feedback is a major factor in determining the current top10 masseuses

Mon 30/05/2016

BODYROTIC is nominated for ‘Best Adult Business’ in the 2016 Australian Adult Industry Awards

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Tue 23/02/2016

$price increase 1st March 2016

price increase...the prices at BODYROTIC have remained unchanged for the past 3 years!… we have done our best to absorb the effects of inflation, with only five price increases over the past 19 years – unfortunately continually escalating expenses have once again forced upon us the inevitable – as of 1st March 2016 we will implement a modest increase in our prices

we look forward to meeting the challenge of maintaining our prices at this level for as long as possible into the foreseeable future

note: gift cards purchased before 1st March 2016 remain valid for 12 months from date of purchase and may be redeemed for the service applicable at the time of purchase

Mon 22/02/2016

BODYROTIC’s therapeutic-erotic massage experience – therarotic®…

therarotic® massagehave you ever felt like indulging in nothing more than a really good, therapeutic-style massage… … … with a ‘happy ending’?… … … from a masseuse skilled in the art of both therapeutic and erotic massage!?

in response to increasingly frequent requests from our clients, BODYROTIC has developed our new therarotic® massage service

your masseuse will start your massage in a BODYROTIC uniform – simply lie back and enjoy your therapeutic-style massage filled with anticipation that your masseuse probably won’t be wearing her BODYROTIC uniform at the end

  • only select BODYROTIC masseuses with a background in therapeutic, sports or remedial massage are available for a therarotic® massage
  • there is no additional cost for a therarotic® massage
  • look for the therarotic icon on the masseuses profile
  • simply call us on 9557 7999 to make an appointment, or just drop in and ask for a therarotic® massage

therarotic® is an original BODYROTIC concept and a registered trademark

Tue 26/01/2016

it’s our fifth anniversary in our new home…

giftboxBODYROTIC quietly celebrates our 5th anniversary in Camperdown on Australia Day 2016 (flowers and chocolates gratefully appreciated)

Mon 25/01/2016

ausflag1happy Australia Day 2016…

BODYROTIC is open as usual from 10am until 1am on Australia Day…

Let’s all celebrate this great nation of ours – Australia may not be perfect, but it’s pretty damn good 🙂

If you’re not planning on enjoying the fireworks on Sydney Harbour, why not come on in to BODYROTIC and create your own personal fireworks?

Fri 01/01/2016

BODYROTIC supports the McGrath Foundation
– “together we can make a difference”…

It’s that time of the year again! The Sydney Pink Test (3-7 January) will be proudly pink in support of the McGrath Foundation and we hope to see lots of pinked cricket fans, especially for Jane McGrath Day on Tuesday 5th January!

For all the Pink Test action and ways you can get involved, visit www.pinktest.com.au

Fri 19/06/2015

new mobile device website upgrade…

delivering the best possible experience to smart phones, iPads, tablets and other handheld devices

with the ever-increasing use of handheld devices we wanted our website to deliver the best possible experience on all platforms – so, we are proud to release our fully-upgraded, state-of-the-art website specifically enhanced to be responsive to handheld devices – the changes are aesthetically cialis comprar very subtle to the end user on most mainstream platforms, however you may notice a few more dramatic enhancements on some devices – having just completed our final testing all of the new functionality is now liveBODYROTIC's new mobile responsive website...

  • should you find any problems, something that doesn’t seem to work the way you think it should, or even the simplest typo; please let us know – we will address the problem as a matter of priority
  • if there is anything else you’d like to see included in our mobile-responsive website let us know and we’ll see what we can do – all constructive feedback is warmly welcomed

we trust this new release is well received and, as always, if there are any further improvements you feel we can make, please let us know

Sat 01/11/2014

new massage rooms ready for action…

BODYROTIC’s much-anticipated suite of new massage rooms is now finished and ready for action – client feedback so far has been mostly along the lines of ‘… by far the best massage rooms ever…‘, which we think is a pretty big call – why not judge for yourself? – they include…

fantasy massage room...fantasy massage room

  • stripper pole with light show (mirrorball, lasers, uv-strobe, etc.) and reclining leather sofa to lie back and enjoy the show
  • voyeur-cam video – multi-camera live video feed to watch your own encounter unfold on a large projection video screen
  • white leather fantasy chair – electrically adjustable with stirrup leg supports and tease hole
  • glory hole – open glass dual shower/wet area with built-in glory hole
  • starlight room... leather restraints – wrist cuffs, ankle cuffs and collar – with a selection of ropes and japanese rope restraints

starlight room

  • get lost in space and time somewhere in the middle of the milky way (with an undisturbed view of sydney harbour)

purple room

  • opulent marble and monarch-purple furnishings – a royal suite fit for a king or queen
  • purple room...mirrored ceiling for that voyeuristic perspective
  • if, like several BODYROTIC masseuses you have a fetish for things purple – this room is for you

please let our receptionist know when making your appointment if you would like to spend time in one of our new rooms

BODYROTIC fantasy massage® is an original BODYROTIC concept and a registered trademark

Thu 26/06/2014

nude shift #25…

if you’re fortunate enough to read this tonight, nude shift #25 is on right now… and you have until midnight to join in the fun with 13 of the hottest masseuses imaginable – it’s essentially one big party!… sans clothes of coursenude shift #25

imagine being greeted by a gorgeous BODYROTIC masseuse wearing nothing but high heels and a smile… now try to imagine that same scenario multiplied by 12!

we receive lots of calls asking “when is the next nude shift?”… – half of the fun is that they are a total surprise to clients, so the answer is “ummmm, it’s a secret” – we trust you understand

nude shifts are a regular BODYROTIC event… occurring randomly (and unannounced!)

BODYROTIC nude shift® is an original BODYROTIC concept and a registered trademark

Wed 04/06/2014

you can now search for feedback on any masseuse…

several clients have asked us to help improve their experience by providing a way to search for feedback on a specific masseuse…

so, wherever a masseuses profile is available you can now read feedback for that masseuse

feedback search function...for example, on the masseuses personal profile page simply click…

feedback search function...

 

we trust this new feature is well received and, as always, if there are any further improvements you feel we can make, please let us know and we’ll see what we can do

Tue 20/05/2014

nude shift #20…

if you’re fortunate enough to read this tonight, nude shift #20 is on right now… and you have until midnight to join in the fun with 13 of the hottest masseuses imaginable – it’s essentially one big party!… sans clothes of coursenude shift #20

imagine being greeted by a gorgeous BODYROTIC masseuse wearing nothing but high heels and a smile… now try to imagine that same scenario multiplied by 12!

we receive lots of calls asking “when is the next nude shift?”… – half of the fun is that they are a total surprise to clients, so the answer is “ummmm, it’s a secret” – we trust you understand

nude shifts are a regular BODYROTIC event… occurring randomly (and unannounced!)

BODYROTIC nude shift® is an original BODYROTIC concept and a registered trademark

Mon 19/05/2014

nude shift #19…

nude shift #19 was an exceptionally busy night… perhaps best described as “buttfest 2014” – so busy in fact that the best we could manage was a commemorative photo of 5 of the 12 hot BODYROTIC babes – thanks again to all the unsuspecting clients, the masseuses had a ballnude shift #19

imagine being greeted by a gorgeous BODYROTIC masseuse wearing nothing but high heels and a smile… now try to imagine that same scenario multiplied by 12!

we receive lots of calls asking “when is the next nude shift?”… – half of the fun is that they are a total surprise to clients, so the answer is “ummmm, it’s a secret” – we trust you understand

nude shifts are a regular BODYROTIC event… occurring randomly (and unannounced!)

BODYROTIC nude shift® is an original BODYROTIC concept and a registered trademark

Tue 29/04/2014

BODYROTIC gift cardslooking for a really cool gift?…

BODYROTIC gift cards make a great gift… for a friend, lover, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife… or just for that person who has ‘almost everything’

available to any value or for any service and valid for 12 months – presented in a classy envelope – surprise someone special today!

Thu 27/03/2014

high heels and a smile – all that’s needed on a BODYROTIC nude shift…

BODYROTIC nude shift - nothing but high heels and a smile...imagine being greeted by a gorgeous BODYROTIC masseuse wearing nothing but high heels and a smile… now try to imagine that same scenario multiplied by 12!

nude shift number 16 went off with a bang tonight – thanks again to all the unsuspecting clients who were fortunate enough to have been on the receiving end of much more of a visual experience than they could ever have anticipated… and once again the masseuses had a really fun night!

we continue to receive nothing but great feedback from clients – and the masseuses are always asking “…when can we do the next nude shift?”

we receive lots of calls asking “when is the next nude shift?”… – half of the fun is that they are a total surprise to clients, so the answer is “ummmm, it’s a secret” – we trust you understand

BODYROTIC nude shift - pixie... at the feet of the other 11 naked BODYROTIC babes on nude shift #16

nude shifts are a regular BODYROTIC event… occurring randomly (and unannounced!)

note: just to address any unfounded concerns (as raised by one client who was concerned that the masseuses were being forced to meet clients in their birthday suits) – rest assured: the masseuses request to be rostered on ‘nude shifts’… and the list of masseuses wanting to do nude shifts continues to grow

BODYROTIC nude shift® is an original BODYROTIC concept and a registered trademark

Fri 07/02/2014

do you want to know who is working at BODYROTIC today?…
@bodyrotic - our twitter feed...simply follow @bodyrotic on Twitter

we tweet our up-to-date roster 15 minutes before the start of every shift – at 9:45am for dayshift and 4:45pm for nightshift

we will also tweet a photo or two of every new masseuse within minutes of publishing them on our website

simply follow @bodyrotic on Twitter to have our roster and new masseuse profile photos delivered directly to you in your Twitter feed

follow @bodyrotic on Twitter...

Sat 18/01/2014

our most recent nude shift…

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we tried to get a photo of all 12 masseuses on our most recent nude shift… so busy this was the best we could manage – the masseuses now jokingly refer to nude shifts as “pussyfest 2014”

imagine being greeted by a gorgeous BODYROTIC masseuse wearing nothing but high heels and a smile… now try to imagine that same scenario multiplied by 12!

we continue to receive nothing but great feedback from clients – and the masseuses are always asking “…when can we do the next nude shift?”

nude shifts are a regular BODYROTIC event… occurring randomly (and unannounced!)

BODYROTIC nude shift® is an original BODYROTIC concept and a registered trademark

Wed 01/01/2014

we’ve had several clients bring to our attention the shonky advertising practices of other erotic massage establishments around sydney…

… and we thought it might be appropriate to write a few words about it

unlike others who advertise “voted Sydney’s #1…”, “Sydney’s best…”, “the finest…”, “the ultimate…”, etc. without any credentials, BODYROTIC has been voted “Best Adult Business” in the coveted ‘Australian Adult Industry Awards’ (AAIA) … three times!03 - bliss_eden original 03 - bliss_eden

  • all of the client feedback on our website is 100% genuine
  • all of the masseuse photos are 100% genuine photos of the actual masseuse (taken at BODYROTIC)
  • unlike many others, we do not pass off old photos of long-gone masseuses as current masseuses – or even worse still, they deceptively use photos of international models, porn-stars, actresses, etc. – some of the blatant ripoffs are almost laughable and obviously an infringement of copyright
  • our online roster is 100% genuine and kept up-to-date

… a few things to consider

click here for more about the false advertising practices of other venues…

Fri 25/10/2013

nude shift... yum! (bianca, brooklyn, cassandra, crystal, dionne, lani, nicole, nikita, samantha & yoko)...

nude shift photomontage…

a few happy snaps from our most recent nude shifts…

imagine being greeted by a gorgeous BODYROTIC masseuse wearing nothing but high heels and a smile… now try to imagine that same scenario multiplied by 12!

we continue to receive nothing but great feedback from clients – and the masseuses are always asking “…when can we do the next nude shift?”

nude shifts are a regular BODYROTIC event… occurring randomly (and unannounced!)

BODYROTIC nude shift® is an original BODYROTIC concept and a registered trademark

Thu 26/09/2013

security upgrades – if you are regular client you may have noticed a few changes around BODYROTIC over the past month or so…

please remove head coverings and sunglasses before entering...

following the recent wave of armed holdups around Sydney we have completed implementation of several new security measures, including: CCTV upgrades, lighting upgrades, new signage regarding headwear removal at entry, installation of bullet-resistant security shields to the receptionist office area and impact and bullet-resistant security doors to all staff areas, improved security procedures, and several other security upgrades which we will not be disclosing for operational reasons

we trust that from a clients perspective most of these measures are practically invisible – if you notice any suspicious activity, or anything else you are concerned about, please let our staff know immediately so we can take appropriate action (we have a very good relationship with NSW Police who can be on site within a minute or two)

Mon 08/07/2013

nude shifts – now a regular feature…

nude shift... yum! (elle, charlotte, kimberley, shakira & selina)...

BODYROTIC’s nude shift concept has taken hold!…

imagine being greeted by a gorgeous BODYROTIC masseuse wearing nothing but high heels and a smile… now try to imagine that same scenario multiplied by 12!

we’ve had nothing but glowing feedback from clients and the masseuses have had more fun than you can possibly imagine – the looks on some clients faces are simply priceless

nude shifts are now a regular BODYROTIC event… occurring randomly (and unannounced!)

note: just to address any unfounded concerns (as raised by one client who was concerned that the masseuses were being forced to meet clients in their birthday suits) – rest assured: the masseuses actually request to be on nude shifts… and the list of masseuses wanting to do nude shifts continues to grow

if you’re a regular client who missed out on our inaugural nude shift in May and you’d like a limited-edition BODYROTIC t-shirt, just ask our receptionist or your masseuse – (there are only a few remaining)

BODYROTIC nude shift® is an original BODYROTIC concept and a registered trademark

Mon 27/05/2013

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a few ‘limited edition’ BODYROTIC t-shirts are still available… just ask your masseuse or our receptionist

Sat 18/05/2013

nude shift #1

BODYROTIC’s inaugural nude shift went off with a bang tonight!…

imagine being greeted by a gorgeous BODYROTIC masseuse wearing nothing but high heels and a smile… now try to imagine that same scenario and multiply it by 12!

nude shift #1... yum! (stephanie, jade, crystal, shakira, armani, nina, april, mya, ashley & samantha)...thanks to all the unsuspecting clients who were fortunate enough to have been on the receiving end of much more of a visual experience than they could ever have anticipated… and the masseuses had a blast!

the response from returning clients was awesome… with nothing but glowing feedback – and the looks of surprise and beaming smiles on the faces of those who hadn’t visited BODYROTIC before were priceless

perhaps like “Woodstock” – years from now hundreds of people who weren’t there will claim to have been – and the commemorative t-shirt will probably have become a collector’s item

this is likely to be a regular BODYROTIC event… returning randomly (and unannounced!) in the not too distant future

PS: if you are a regular client who missed out and would like a BODYROTIC t-shirt just ask our receptionist or your masseuse – (there are only a few remaining)

BODYROTIC nude shift® is an original BODYROTIC concept and a registered trademark

Wed 05/12/2012

welcome to BODYROTIC’s new home in cyberspace…

we have done our best to create the coolest possible website experience of it’s type on the planet

  • if there is anything else you’d like to see included in our new website let us know and we’ll see what we can do – all constructive feedback is warmly welcomed
  • should you find a glaring boo-boo, something that doesn’t seem to work the way you think it should, or even the simplest typo; please let us know – we will attend to rectifying the problem as a matter of priority

have fun…

Fri 01/07/2011

BODYROTIC striptease®…
– new from july 2011

our new BODYROTIC striptease® experience includes a hot 20-25 minute erotic strip, dance and tease show – and 5-10 minutes recovery time at the end – as most clients need a shower and time to recompose and dress themselves before returning to ‘the real world’

strip·tease – noun: a form of entertainment in which a performer gradually undresses to music in a way intended to be sexually exciting…

BODYROTIC striptease® is a visual indulgence in eroticism – it is an intensely arousing visual experience – so, there is no touching – although your stripper will touch herself, and you are more than welcome to touch yourself

you may consider having two strippers – imagine watching two hot BODYROTIC babes interacting with each other for your visual pleasure

you may also decide to take the option to follow your BODYROTIC striptease® with a BODYROTIC massage – with your stripper if she is available, or another available BODYROTIC masseuse

the cost for a 30-minute BODYROTIC striptease® experience is $160

note: not all masseuses are available for a BODYROTIC striptease®
look for the striptease icon on the masseuses profile

call us on 9557 7999 to make your appointment, or simply drop in and meet the available masseuses – don’t hesitate to ask our receptionist any further questions

BODYROTIC striptease® is an original BODYROTIC concept and a registered trademark

Sun 05/08/2007

mystery massage®…
– the ultimate indulgence in the sensual art of massage for men, women and couples…

imagine this: you are shown to your luxurious massage room by our friendly receptionist, she asks you to jump in the shower… you finish showering and make yourself comfortable, face down on the massage table and put on your blindfold in anticipation of what’s to come… your ‘mystery masseuse’ knocks on the door and enters the room and your sensual journey begins…

with an absolute minimum of verbal communication (whispers only where necessary) your mystery massage® is an exceptionally sensual experience – your sensitivity to touch is tantalisingly magnified as you give yourself over to the moment… mmmm…

the mystery can be absolute – if you would like to maintain the mystery your masseuse will let you know it’s OK to remove your blindfold as she leaves the room… you shower and dress, and we feel confident you will leave satisfied

simply call us on 9557 7999 to make an appointment or drop in and ask our receptionist for a mystery massage®

mystery massage® is an original BODYROTIC concept and a registered trademark